Taking a page from the How To Make Big Headlines In Jail by Gandi, Paris refused to eat and now she's been "transferred" to house arrest. Because somehow refusing to eat is Suddenly a special kind of health issue for which she and she alone should get special treatment for.
Dead to me, America. Truly. What's the point anymore of even trying to put on a face like you're a serious country doing serious things when Paris can get out of jail for not eating?
Because house arrest IS NOT jail. No where near, especially for her. She can still shop online. Get Poo-poo'ed by whomever her family hires for that detail. Have friends visit. Sleep in her own goddamn bed.
So, yea, maybe I'm more cranky than usual due to the monthly visit of the Gnome-miners -- they have tiny shark pick-axes.
But still.
There is no justice in this world. Truly. Children starve and Paris gets out of jail for not eating. Normal people serve their time while The New Royalty gets a get-out-of-jail-(practically)-free card.
Maybe I'll stop eating to protest Paris being let out of jail. No one will care. And I will die. Or I won't die and I end up super-skinny. Then, and only then, maybe I'll, too, have a shot at fame. Not based on talent, per say. Unless showing the most ribs through your skin counts.
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I was going to join you in your protest, but I couldn't make it past lunch.
;)
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